26 January 2013

Italian bureaucracy...


The endless and perverse beauty of Italian bureaucracy: a "self-certification of existence"!!!

That is, the citizen, solemnly and formally, must sign and affix the date to the following declaration: "I declare of are still living" (sic!).

Therefore, it is necessary to affirm implicitly that we never died before the date of the aforementioned autocertificative declaration!

I imagine that are been provided severe penalties against the liars (in fact, there is nothing more unpleasant than a corpse who says to be alive or than an alive who claims to be dead): probably, a bureaucratic form thought also for counteract the cheatings of Zombies and Ghosts or to tax the Poltergeist.

On the other hand, nothing is impossible in a nation in which, even today, we pay an excise on petrol (€ 0,001 per liter) to finance the "Abyssinian war of 1935".

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